Laura and I went on holiday to Portugal in September. We thought we should learn some Portugeuse before we got on the plane. Like, five minutes before we got on the plane.
Laura fished out of her handbag a pocket-sized European phrasebook, and gave it to me. It was called The Euromate 6-in-1 Language Guide (Italian, German, Greek, Spanish, French and Portugeuse), and it was published in 1984.
Naturally, I couldn't put it down.